I'm Zoe and I don't know why I think I'm important enough to be murdered. Also I laugh at my own jokes.
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v-for-valkyr:

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

i’VE N EVER FELT SO COMPELLED TO REBLOG THIS UN TIL THAT FUC KI GN CAPT I O N

meanplastic:

180mph:

OMG… today at school I asked to use the bathroom because i HATE MATH CLASS!! and im wasting time and after 5 minutes of taking selfies and blogging on my tumblr blog my teacher walks into the bathroom and says “What are you doing?” And I accidentally said “None of your business, Cumberbitch!” and he stood there shocked but then he said “Who do you ship?” and now we follow each other on tumblr!

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pepsimaxing:

this bra makes it hard to breathe but it makes my boobs look banging - a story by me

(via unescapable)

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One day, whether you
are 14,
28 
or 65

you will stumble upon
someone who will start
a fire in you that cannot die.

However, the saddest,
most awful truth
you will ever come to find––

is they are not always
with whom we spend our lives. Beau Taplin, “The Awful Truth”  (via oklacoma)

(Source: afadthatlastsforever, via fantastcbeasts)

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