Too Cool For School, Too Lame For Fame

I'm Zoe and I don't know why I think I'm important enough to be murdered.

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buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

(via sorry)

lornacrowleys:

putting “ohio” in scare quotes whenever you talk about it to give off the impression that you’re not entirely sure whether or not “ohio” is technically a real place

(via wolfmanwilliams)

grinderman2:

share a coke with your own crippling sense of loneliness and inability to be mentally present in the real world

(via lohanthony)