Too Cool For School, Too Lame For Fame

I'm Zoe and I don't know why I think I'm important enough to be murdered.



wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

(via sorry)


putting “ohio” in scare quotes whenever you talk about it to give off the impression that you’re not entirely sure whether or not “ohio” is technically a real place

(via wolfmanwilliams)


share a coke with your own crippling sense of loneliness and inability to be mentally present in the real world

(via lohanthony)